Nova Scotia Jokes

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Top 10 Reasons to be from Nova Scotia

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  1. The only place in North America to get bombed in the war ... by a moron who set a munitions ship on fire
  2. Your province is shaped like male genitalia
  3. Everyone is a fiddle player
  4. The local hero is an insane, fiddle playing, sexual pervert
  5. You can pretend you have Scottish heritage as an excuse to wear a kilt
  6. Even though it smells like dead sea animals, Halifax is considered Canada's most beautiful city
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  • The province that produced Rita MacNeil, the world's largest land mammal
  • You are the reason Anne Murray makes money
  • The economy is based on fish, lobster, and fiddle music

You know you're from Nova Scotia when...

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