Québec Jokes

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Top 10 Reasons to be from Québec

Have a new/better reason to be from this province? Send it in at the bottom of this page.

  1. You cant beleive that a cashier in Ontario speaks french too!
  2. Other provinces basically bribe you to stay in Canada
  3. The only province/territory to ever kidnap federal politicians
  4. The only province/territory to use terrorist tactics
  5. NON-smokers are the outcasts
  6. You can blame all your problems on the "Anglo bastards"
  7. Your Poutine doesn't look like dung on your fries
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Runner ups

  • Your hockey team is made up entirely of dirty French guys
  • The province with the oldest, nastiest hookers

You know you're from Québec when...

Have a new/better hint if someone is from this province? Send it in at the bottom of this page.

  1. Poutine is not just some weird kind of fries to you, it's a way of life.
  2. Provincial and business signs are only in one language.
  3. you know your from quebec when you have a mustache at 13.
  5. your Mother drive down the Autoroute at 120 km/hr, in a blizzard, and she doesn't flinch.
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